First we’ll tell you how the French-American War Part Two was almost started in Malaysia. Then you’ll learn why “white tailed” animals aren’t as friendly as they sound. You want real-world travel stories? You got it.
Read MoreS. Bedford Tattoos The Other Cheek →
/There’s no animal products used in animal crackers, but that’s not the case for vegetarian food in Thailand. Go figure. Oh, and if your tattoo artist asks if you’ll act as canvas for some neophyte backpacker who wants to try her hand with the needle, I recommend taking a pass. That’ll make sense once you listen to this episode.
Read MoreAll Your Translations Are Belong To Us→
/Exactly how many Thai governmental functionaries can Evo piss off in one day? About as many licks as it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop, apparently.
Read MoreWaterfall, Falling Water, Or Just Wet?→
/Our trip to Khao Lak Thailand was a much needed break. Sure, we could have done with less rain, but such is the rainy season in Thailand. Luckily no one drowned. Except for maybe our livers in tequila.
Read MoreThe Panda Plague That Wasn’t→
/OK, OK… it’s possible one of us was a little overzealous on the use of the phrase “panda plague”. (Hey, once a link-baiter…) On this episode, we’ll start telling the story of what really happened when we stayed for five days in Chengdu China as VIP guests of Niccolo Chengdu, an amazing property right in the center of town and a great base to explore the greater Sichuan area.
Read MoreLoren Murphy Shorts The Korean Mafia
/While our unexpected hospital bills are spiraling out of control, Loren is shorting the bill at a restaurant ran by the Korean mafia. Today’s episode is all about poor money decisions, I guess?
Read MoreBusting Out Of The Bus with Grant Baciocco→
/Who has the scarier bus story: rock stars or puppeteers? The former group’s issues are probably self-induced. The latter is more karma. But they retell the story better!
Read MoreEating Pie Through The Tears With Hal Lublin→
/We all make sacrifices when we travel, like our body for the ability to have more stuff, gifts for those we meet along the way, or our very dignity for the taste of sweet, sweet pie.
Read MoreSunny Thaper Beats Off A Monkey→
/What else are you supposed to do when you’ve got a monkey in your bed? Also, we’re betting all the Brexit-backers were real ale fans, not craft beer drinkers.
Read MoreSkin To Win With Jeff Moriarty→
/When you ask someone who’s made a career out of taking of pants to do something crazy in a photo contest, you should not be surprised at his first choice.
Read MoreTraveling Magic with John Lenahan→
/Busking your way around the world sounds like fun. Doing so as a magician sounds harder. Making it your career for decades? That's dedication.
Read MoreGeorge Hrab’s Most Embarrassing Moment→
/Two middle-class white people are forced to spend their last days in the gritty part of America. And one drummer puts his foot all the way in his mouth. Don’t mock the dead, man.
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