Because my friends and family back in America constantly fear for my safety* living in The Kingdom, I took a deep-dive into the US State Department's mortality figures in Thailand. En masse, the data weren't all that surprising. But when I did a little slicing and dicing (read: I know how to use a pivot table), some odd patterns started showing up.

After finishing my short article on What's On Sukhumvit, some of my friends will probably rethink their decision to cool their jets in Chaing Mai. I told you that place was deadly!

Read: WHAT’S KILLING AMERICANS IN THAILAND?** on What's on Sukhumvit

* - The irony is palpable, I know.

** - My initial title -- Death To Americans In Thailand -- was way better.